Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you
checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you..
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman
on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the
hell outta me...
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk
about the first thing that POPS up.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
Are those real?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and
even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails
and screw ya.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be
you by morning.
Look down at the crotch, It's not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?
Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap
on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should
I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much
have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
What you don't like pizza?
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't
go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach at night? Can I???
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can
see myself in them.?
Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold
it against me?
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
he went into this cheap motel room.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I
Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see
if it says "Made in Heaven