A.G. HOLYET STATE HOSPITAL
BY LARRY KUNTZMAN
A.G. HOLYET State Hospital gets new paint job. Who in the h _ _ _'s idea was it to paint the dam thing
Kitty Pink anyway. That colour is almost as bad as Milkner Coral . I don't know about you but I am sick and
tired of the colour schemes that these crazy architects keep coming up with. Do you know that it took nine
years and $ 97,000,000,000,000,000.87 to complete the job. Not only that, but they also remolded the
fourth floor which took 45 years and $.97 to complete. The State is wasting our money on an ancient
monstrosity that should have been demolished 150 years ago.
There were so many termites in the place that it took 5 years and 4,000,000,000,000 cubic miles of poison
gas to get rid of them. Would you believe that they forgot to remove the patients before they fumigated the
place. I heard that they buried everyone in a mass grave at the city dump. They didn't even use the
hazardous waste site. Now half the town is contaminated and the other half is not even inhabitable.
The Federal government is taking control of the situation and they say that they are going to nuke the place.
Now half of the planet will be contaminated while the other half will be uninhabitable.
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