GLOBAL WARMING, BAH HUMBUG OR FACT?
BY LARRY KUNTZMAN
Today at 10:00 am the Apathyville weather station reported that temperatures rose an incredible 89 degrease in
thirteen seconds. This makes an already hot day with a temperature of 98 degrease almost unbearable. The reported
humidity is 300%. What does all this mean and what are we going to do about it? Weather people and
Meteorologists from all over the Galaxy will be meeting in a summit conference at the Apathyville Arms
this weekend.
Conjecture has it that the recent above ground testing of a new Nuclear device in Northeast Africa caused
the whole problem. Russian scientists stated "The 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, megaton antimatter
device had nothing to do with it." Well I tell you that is real comforting and the cold shoulder we got
might cool things down a little.
The Israelites said today that if the radioactive cloud comes anywhere near their border they will retaliate. I
have one thing to say about that. I say-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------