GLOBAL WARMING, BAH HUMBUG OR FACT?
BY LARRY KUNTZMAN



Today at 10:00 am the Apathyville weather station reported that temperatures rose an incredible 89 degrease in thirteen seconds. This makes an already hot day with a temperature of 98 degrease almost unbearable. The reported humidity is 300%. What does all this mean and what are we going to do about it? Weather people and Meteorologists from all over the Galaxy will be meeting in a summit conference at the Apathyville Arms this weekend. Conjecture has it that the recent above ground testing of a new Nuclear device in Northeast Africa caused the whole problem. Russian scientists stated "The 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, megaton antimatter device had nothing to do with it." Well I tell you that is real comforting and the cold shoulder we got might cool things down a little. The Israelites said today that if the radioactive cloud comes anywhere near their border they will retaliate. I have one thing to say about that. I say-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------