5,000 YEARS AFTER THE NECULAR WINTER
BY LARRY KUNTZMAN
The long awaited return of life in Lake Apathy Hee Haw has actually arrived. The end of the dreaded
nuclear winter has finally taken place. There aren't to many people around that remember what actually
transpired five thousand years ago, that caused the nuclear winter in the first place. I very seriously doubt
that there are any people around that lived through the whole thing. There are rumors that one person
actually lived that long. The whole story is printed in the NATIONAL AQUIRER. I really don't trust their
sources. I won't spend the $2,000,000.00 to buy that rag. My bird flew away and my dogs are house broken.
It all started when they decided to fumigate A.G. HOLYET STATE HOSPITAL. Things got out of hand and
the town became contaminated. The Federal Government decided to Nuke the city dump, the rest is history.
